24/09/2026
Not sure which I would rather own.
Maybe top trumps will help make a decisions
Defender
Price 20k
Power 250bhp
Torque 550nm
Noise 5 cylinder turbo diesel
greatness
Towing capacity 3.5T
0-60 with 3.5T 16s
Passengers 8
Load space 3 mountain bikes 2 tyres 1
air compressor family of 3
luggage and still room for a
small bull.
Winch capacity 4.5T
Cool factor Only partially mad owners
need apply. Especially
those who use it as they’re
daily family bus and
holiday commuter
MPG If you have to ask you
can’t afford to run one.
Laborquiny
Price. 150k
Power many
Torques. adequate
Noise Italian 😘 belisimo
Towing capacity Abysmal
0-60 with 3.5T. Never
Passengers 4
Fixability 🔧 🔧 spanner 🔧 🔧 spanner 🔧 🔧
Loads space. Enough room for a bull badge
Winch capacity. N/A
Cool factor Big c**k behind the
wheel
MPG. Petrol so it’s dirt cheap .