Sir Slo Farah.
8 × London Marathons 🏅
1× Manchester Marathon 🥇
Family man, slow runner, serial over-sharer.
Powered by pizza 🍕 reward beers 🍺 & questionable decisions.
13/07/2026
My fellow townsperson, Andy Burnham takes protection officers on his run. Seems excessive, I take a flapjack and enough money for a pint.
The Makerfield MP was flanked by two officials as he embarked in his morning exercise routine
09/07/2026
Well butter my ar*e. Is it possible to die of unsurprise? If so, call me an ambulance.
The London Marathon ballot result day commeth and those paying attention to my training may not have failed to notice that er, I haven’t done any.
So perhaps when the ballot results roll in on Friday I’ll be shocked into action. Watch this space and as ever, prepare to be underwhelmed.
Andy
04/07/2026
Mr. T?
by The Running Week
20/06/2026
Absolutely delighted to hear the TCS London Marathon is two days next year. This should now give me adequate time to complete the event.
30/05/2026
In the absence of any running from me (too hot) I’d like to draw your attention to this matter.
I feel seen.
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19FDbq9Y1P/?mibextid=wwXIfr
20/05/2026
Welcome to my newest followers! Come in, come in….and close that door, you’re letting all the heat out.
Prepare to be underwhelmed Lynda Elmore, Anna Holmes, Nick Passey, Craig Usher