Uphill Gardeners Darts

Think the worldwide fans need an update.

Steve Wynn and Lee R Bradley are playing currently in an under 70 average comp in Swindon.

Lee is suitably lubricated and is playing steady stuff.

Steve is in a fair bit of pain but in true Gardener spirit is 2 from 2. Not much left in the tank though.

Scenes.

**UPDATE**

Both are through in second place remarkably

*GARDENERS AVOID A FI***NG*

A solid 7-2 win for the boys tonight away at a tricky Fisters team.

Andy Hammond with 2x 180s
Lee Bradley with 1x 180
Shaun Hughes 1x 180

C**t of the week without a single shadow of a doubt goes to Michael Burford.

Legend of the week goes to Shaun Hughes.

Vaders away next week. Huge game.

Gardeners all over the galaxy today are sharing their thoughts, prayers, tears, blood and sweat as news is breaking that captain Steve Wynn is a huge fitness doubt for tonights clash due to a back injury.

Hes still in good spirits as being interviewed he said "ah look end of the day, the sun sets"

Again, zero relevance but always a relief to know spirits remain high

OIOIIII

League action returns tonight for the Gardeners who look to continue the longest streak since a few of the boys played rugby and ran around with their micropen*ses out.

A travel to the Fisters tonight for a tricky away tie.

Apologies for the traffic in and around the Matson area in advance. It'll make a change for it to not just be police to be fair.

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Its nearly time for all the frolics, festivities and holidays to end as the serious s**t begins again in 8 days time as the Gardeners head to the Fisters at Matsons Katherine Wheel Club. As per standard procedure, roadblocks, extra gavers and diverted routes have been arranged for the 0.7 mile trip from Saintbridge 'Theater of beers' to Cabbage Club 'bar of suspect beers and payment methods'

Sure to be a cracker x

Massive congratulations to Joe Bagguley and Jess on this, their wedding day

When the best man Lee R Bradley was asked for comment he told me "the next train leaves at 20:30 from Worcester to Gloucester"

Captain Steve was approached but was bo***ck deep into his 4th prosecco and 6th Guinness so was unavailable.

Sound x

A very good day yesterday for our very own Joe Quiney who, after some fortune that hasn't been seen since the second monkey jumped on the ark before realising he was the last one, took home the winners prize yesterday in the 2nd Doc Neale memorial comp.

In the early stages there was less jam in a Hartleys factory than what young Quiney was finding but he took full advantage of it and produced some incredible darts later in the tournament.

True to form, he changed all the notes into coins to sufficiently ensure that his pockets were weighed down.

Arrows 🎯

Huge bits going on this weekend for the Gardeners!! 🎯

Tonight sees Joe Bagguley, Lee R Bradley and Andrew Hammond take on all comers at the ADC Vault at Saintbridge

Tomorrow sees J Bag, Lee, Steve Wynn, Joe Quiney and Shaun Hughes head to Wotton Hall for Doc Neales memorial event in what is to be another great edition for one of Gloucestershires finest.

Sunday sees everyone hanging except for Andy Price who is fu***ng off to Turkey. Prick.

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The Gardeners sitting top the of the table just gone the half way stage!

Fortnight break now from league action which is a good time to drum up followers!

Please, give the page a share, a like, a follow. Its all good fun and we would like to engage with as many people as possible!

Immense performance from the Gardeners tonight winning 9-0 away to Robinswood. Quality games, quality play and a quality result.

Its a couple of quiet weeks now with a bye and the mixed knockouts so the Gardeners will be taking some time to recharge as the fans require us to be in top notch condition.

Next game is away vs the fisters and we'll be fresh and ready.