Jordan is such a beautiful country but sometimes you find urself laughing for some reasons !!!! How do u know you are in Jordan ?!?!?
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🚢شحن وتخليص جمركي. Everyone you meet say he has an important cousin in the government.
2. Every car in the road has an arm hanging out of the window with a dirty pointing f
inger.
3. Every sign in English has a spelling mistake.
4. Everyone has a black dark thick moustache.
5. Everyone you meet complains.
6. All the girls you meet look alike.
7. All the girls you meet dress alike.
8. All the girls you meet can't think straight.
9. Everyone's grandfather was the first in the country to buy a Mercedes. .
10. Everyone you meet was rich in the past.
11. 99.6% of the people u meet has applied for a green card.
12. Everyone stares at you for no specific reason.
13. A seven month postdated check is considered cash.
14. No one you meet speaks English but somehow refuses to speak in any other language but English.
15. Everyone you meet has a cousin living in Chicago.
16. Every other car you see is a 1980 model two door BMW.(za3ra)
17. When all nightclub bouncers salute you with the words 'couples only' and welcome you in.
18. The average age for marriage is 14 for females and 19 for males.
19. You see a car accident every kilometer in Ramadan
20. You see thousands of people crowding over a beautiful girl.
21. Anyone who tries to speak in English says 'ya3ni'after every word.
22. "'Wasta" is the only solution for every problem.
23. Everyone is the General Manager.
24. Everyone thinks road signs are only there for decorative purposes.
25. Everyone has problems with the bank.
26. When traveling to the States, you are confronted with thousands of people asking you to deliver big ugly bags to their cousins there.
27. When suddenly at a police station or any other governmental department everyone becomes everyone's cousin.
28. When the sight of people queuing up in line becomes invisible.
29. Everyone wants to buy a Mercedes like it's kind of treasure or something.
30. When you see people spitting all around.
31. When someone tries to buy a gum at a cheaper price.
32 . When the 'p' letter is pronounced as a 'b'.
33. When people are talking about car customs going down.
34. The Egyptian workers are more than Jordanians.
35. Every mother and father says that his/her son/daughter had high marks before tawjihi.
36. Every mother and father was brilliant in the past and keeps telling that to his or her sons.
37. Every taxi is a Nissan Sunny.
38. When you hear the 'wasel' word several times a day.
39. 'Water', you hear this word 100 times a day in the summer.
40. Football is the only sport you hear about.
41. Prices of everything are going up daily.
42. Everyone has problems with his mobile phone bill.
43. You receive the same joke message on your Nokia 100 times a day.
44. Everyone has sent 1000 copies of his CV to Dubai with his cousin.
45. There's nowhere to go but
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