Umami Ultimate

Meet Ms president and founder of Umami Ultimate, Lyla Appel 🫡 A handler type player with a particular liking for deep looks, Lyla is as dedicated to Frisbee as she is to loving Chappell Roan 👩‍🎤 Your best bet at seeing her outside of frisbee is if you regularly go to Xian’s Famous Foods, where she’ll be ordering a perfect spread every time for – you guessed it – her frisbee team 🥟🍜 Lyla is chef, Lyla is leader, Lyla is in charge of everything all the time and executes without fail 💙🥏

No one really calls him Coach D, but that doesn’t matter because his real name is The Dermuda Triangle 🔺 Any handler who dares approach him with a disc is at great risk of getting hand blocked and sent into a gulf of despair. With an IQ of 217, you better pay your respects to stay on his good side, or else 🥸

Meet Coach K, stravamaxxing fiend and padel extraordinaire! What more could you possibly want?? When Kaash isn’t asking Claude for frisbee advice, he’s out on the streets running. Some say he’s trying to get fit, but we think he’s running away from his gambling debt…

We are happy to announce this year’s roster!! Umami is looking especially yummy this season 👀 stay tuned for coach and captains announcements very soon 📣🗣️

Umami Ultimate returns for 2026! EOI is live, found in our bio. 🍄